Monday, April 24, 2006

continues...

P/Pnm/Vi/Ni : Who is the sexiest gal in our College
Me: ( thinking to myself : They are all so wierd )
P: i think its P Gndi
Vi: No its Smr
Ni: lets have a poll
P/Pnm : wow thats great
Vi ( stops a passer by ) : Dnt u think smr is sexy
Sum dude : NO
Ni : hahahaha I told you
P/Pnm: hehhehehehe
Me ( thinking to myself ..im so glad i am not fnds with these people )

Me: hey hes soo cute mann
P: He is wearing my guys shirt no wonder he's luking good
PS: ya ya ..luk at his shoes those are not his ..
Me: lets all luk at him and make him conscious ...
All in Sync : ya lets do that (the moment he passes by I trip and fall ...and exclaim ..mannnn hess soo good until he doesnt open his mouth )

In da train ...
Vi : I have always wanted to tell u that i have had a crush on you ..you are such a nice gal
S luks at P luking elsewhere and giggling ..
S: I think im sleepy and i wanna sleep now !!

Vi : You know something its growing
Me : what ???
Vi : yeah ...(and walks away)
Me :P, Pnm /Su : He said blah blah ...
Pnm : what does he mean ?? is it *****
P: oooooo PS guess what hapnd ..blah blah blah ..
PS: are u serious ..major man Bitch.. you are happening and all ..
Me : gals stop it ..its soo disgusting ( the next day )
Vi : Im really sorry..u seemed to be upset ..i really dnt mean to upset you
\Me: but what did u mean by saying that ..what is grwng ??
Vi: promise me u wont get upset ? I meant your butt is growing
Me : thank godd
Vi : what hapnd
Me : chuckles ...nothinggggg

The throwball match ..
where is S ??? She is supposed to serve ??
P : Can the extra player play instead?
Me (runs out of no where ) : I am here
P: Bitch why did u get bac so early ..
The captain : where were u
Me : i went to eat candy !!

PS: I love the way u serve
Me : yeah ??
PS: you are my best friend and i dont mind loosing to you
Me : Okay plp i dnt feel like playing ...

PS: i am hungry ..how much money do you have
Me : I have only 20 bucks ..need them for petrol
PS : im thirsty too
Me : lets go to P's house there will be sumthing to eat and juice to drink
PS: not a bad idea

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Talks that scare you ..

Talkin to tabbi on the weekend left me wondering if all was right with me ....why do i end up doing the "things a woman must not do /Not say" ...was seriously sumthing wrong with me .. why havent i had any Guy in my life ?? Its not like i dnt get any chances ..life did give me situations where i cud have let gone and did things i wud not have regretted otherwise ... Do i have to write a book on what not to do ..by looking at the things i have done .....I dont like being called SAINT for christ sake !! I wanna be da WILD DEVIL

Inspired by the BABE !!

Reading poo's blog just refreshed my memories of those crazy days ...

P: This is for you i bought similar ones for PS and Myself
Me: Thanx
PShetty : She got u also the similar one ?? She paid 50 Bucks .
Me: are u serious ?P ..How much did u pay for this ?
P: WHY?
Me: I wouldnt pay So much ..(gets up)....Hello Class ...How much do u think this black thread with a bead wud cost ?
Class Gals: 10 Bucks ..sumone says 5 and sum one 2 Bucks
Me : hehehehe our babe pays 50 Bucks for this and Gifts people

A: Luk at those chicks i wanna strike a conv
Me: Are u Nuts ??
A: Hi can you pls let me know the way to JSS College?
Chicks on da bike : go straight -left-st-right
A: Thanks
Me: Hahahahahhaah That was soo sadddd
A: I sud have asked them the direction to MG road

Aftr finishing My exam :
PS: How was it man ?
Me: Got GANG raped
PS : shit ..its okay man sad that u dnt enjoy it !!Me walks further ....
U and V: How was it daaaaa ??
Me: IN CAPS AND BOLD i got RAPED !!
V: almost on the verge on fainting after hearing those words !!

PS( in da BUS) : howz it going on btw ur FRIEND and HIM ??
Me: I donno
PS: Bitch dont lie i know u know a lotta things
Me : why are u bugging me so much ??
PS: I wont give u seat to sit if u dont temme details
Me: okay she spoke to him ..blah blah blah


In F n W classL : what are you doing S ??
Me: totally baffled ..yeah mam...
L: what are you writing
Me : your notes mam
L : P can you pls temme what your Fnd is writing
P : She is writing ur notes mam
( meanwhile my lab record disappears and sumone's notebook is in front of me )

Friday, April 21, 2006

Here again aftr a month

After a month ..I'm here again ...yeah blogging ..after a fnd reminded me ....lemme try recalling wat hapnd in da past one month ..My Pune -Goa-Mumbai Trip (this reminds me that good for nothing ass of a sista of mine hasnt yet mailed me the goa Pics , i really am in love with Goa ...Loved the beaches , walking on the shores every morning and having candle light dinner , watching the fireworks , next to the beach simply beautiful)...The Aussie stuff ( this is something that makes me smile ...thank you god for helping me reach closer to my drmz )..Sushie's Visit ( had a ball of a time talkin to her and spending time wit her ..donno if the decisions she's takin is right but she seems to be confident ..who am i to say anything ?? ...Juss a fnd ) ...pinky's dad ( I was shockd to hear his death , i had dreamt of him in da morning dreamt of meeting him and in da noon i get a call from sunny saying he was gone ..SCARYYYYYYY )...RAJKUMAR's death( entire bangalore stopped for a day ..thanks to anti social elements ) ...CRICKET( yiuppee India won twiceeee and both the matches were awesummmm ) ...wowwwwww a whole lotta stuff to write abt and yeah i forgot to mention abt my worst nightmare thank god for that being juss a nightmare ...boyyyy luking at all the stuff i feel like this was one hella monthhhhh ....ii can juss play cliff Richard's -Let me be the one and smilee .............................